List of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire, 2010–2019
Revision as of 20:22, 6 August 2015 by Legion (talk | contribs) (→2012 4th Parliament (2 Leg. 1): Updated to reflect repeal of certain acts by recent legislations)
This is an incomplete list of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire for the years 2010–2019.
2010–2019
2010 1st Parliament (Pre-Monarchy)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Spank Alice Act | An Act to mandate some sort of corporal punishment for Alice bot that was bothering the House of Lords at the moment | Active |
Spank shli Act | An Act to mandate some kind of spanking for Princess shli. (Passed over objections of then-Prime Minister, the Duke of Rockford) | Active |
Princess maki Act | An Act to create a peerage for maki as Duchess of Gaylord and to mandate addressing her as "Princess maki". (Passed despite the objections that the Parliament cannot bestow peerages on anyone) | Active |
Alice Banishment Act | An Act to mandate banishment for Alice bot which has persisted in annoying the Lords outside the chambers. | Active |
Age of Consent for Military Act | An Act for amending the age of consent for military enlistment in Palmshire Army from age of 18 to eight minutes. | Active |
2011 2nd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Cypress Hollow Public Works Act | An Act to give retroactive approval to the public works projects commenced in City of Cypress Hollow, including lakes and sewer, from January to March in year of 2011. | Active |
Capital Act | An Act to make City of Cypress Hollow the sole capital of Palmshire and to remove the co-capital status for City of Rockford. | Active |
House of Lords Act | An Act to fix limit on number of seats in the House of Lords, regardless of how many peerages exists, to fourteen seats. | Repealed |
Cypress Hollow Police Act | An Act to grant Cypress Hollow Police Department a formal charter and a special jurisdiction over the City of Cypress Hollow. | Active |
Tropicana Lake Offshore Drilling Act | An Act to authorize offshore drilling in the Tropicana Lake region of City of Cypress Hollow. | Active |
Huntington City Public Works Act | An Act to authorize public works for City of Huntington | Active |
Appropriations Act | An Act to apply the Sum of Four billion five hundred million Dollars out of the Consolidated Fund to the Service of the Year Two thousand and eleven; and to appropriate the Supplies granted in this Session of Parliament | Active |
Push Nibbles into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing the Duchess of Rochester into Pool. | Vetoed |
Huntington City Strip Act | An Act to authorize incentives for purpose of encouraging development within Huntington City Strip district. | Active |
House of Lords Amendment Act | An Act for amending House of Lords Act to increase the number of seats permitted on House of Lords from fourteen to sixteen. | Repealed |
Succession Act | An Act for amending line of succession to the throne for the Kingdom of Palmshire. | Repealed |
Nibbles Act | An Act to make illegal calling Nibbles "Nipples" or "Nips" on pain of death penalty. | Active |
Waiter's English Act | An Act to mandate teaching of English language to the Duke of Cypress Hollow's Waiter Bot. | Active |
Reform Act | An Act to authorize the Sovereign of Palmshire and the Prime Minister to remove any members from Parliament who have been deemed inactive. | Active |
Treaty of Cypress Hollow | An Act for ratifying the Treaty therein signed at the City of Cypress Hollow for the ending of the War of the Roses. | Active |
Regency Act | An Act for regulating the Regency and to set out the procedure for establishing the Regency. | Active |
Attainder for Club Alpha Act | An Act for attainder of Club Alpha including confiscation of the said person's property found within Palmshire territories and further punishment in case of the said person being captured. | Active |
Marriage Act | An Act to restrict marriage to those of opposite sex within territories of Palmshire. | Active |
Starfleet Act | An Act to authorize construction of specific number of spaceships under direction of the Surveyor of the Navy within oversight of the First Lord of the Admiralty and the Royal Navy | Active |
Militia Act | Active | |
Licensing Act | An Act to require license for trolling | Active |
Hug GC Act | Active | |
Huggles Ban Act | An Act to ban huggles (defined as anyone who goes to AWGate frequently) from Palmshire territories | Active |
Guillotine Re-Actment Act | An Act to legalize use of guillotine for capital punishment in Palmshire | Active |
Legislation Act | An Act to increase cap on maximum number of bills on Parliamentary agenda to fifteen | Active |
Holiday Act | An Act to make every execution day a holiday in Palmshire | Active |
Graystripe Act | An Act to mandate teaching of English to a tourist named graystripe | Active |
Calm Yo Teets Act | Active | |
Attainder of Mandy Act | An Act to mandate confiscation of all of said person's property within bounds of Palmshire and to also deprive the said person of right to stand as candidate for a parliamentary seat in House of Commons as well to forbid said person's appointment to any royal offices or peerage creation | Active |
Representation of the People Act | An Act to add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin | Active |
Parliament Salary Act | An Act to establish $100 pay raise for all members of the Parliament, in both Houses of Commons and Lords | Active |
Riley Act | An Act to make [Riley] official cat of Palmshire | Active |
2011 3rd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Appropriations Act | Active | |
Parliament Act | An Act to raise maximum cap on number of bills a member can submit to the agenda from current two to four. | Active |
Push GC into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing GC into the pool. | Repealed |
Parliament Salary Act | An Act to amend the Parliament Salary Act to raise the current salary for the members of Parliament by amount of five-hundred Palmshire dollars | Repealed |
Socialized Weapons Act | An Act to provide free rifles and free bullets for all Palmshire citizens. | Active |
General Look of Discontent Act / Control Act | An Act to penalize anyone who uses the general look of discontent without government permission for the fine of 150 Palmshire Dollars | Active |
Push Katy into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing Katy aka Katylin into the pool. | Repealed |
GC Slavery Act | An Act to mandate forced servitude for the Duke of Cypress Hollow with obligation to perform at request of any Palmshire citizens | Active |
Mandy Birthday Act | An Act to mandate birthday greetings for Andy S every day he is encountered by a Palmshire citizen | Active |
AWTeen Debt Act | An Act to mandate payment for outstanding debt of AWTeen by Andy S, with details to be determined by Chancellor of the Exchequer | Repealed |
Push Legion into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing of the Duke of Rockford into the swimming pool | Repealed |
2012 4th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
AWTeen Debt Act | An Act to require CoLor and Lucky Sevens to pay for AWTeen debt besides Andy S and also to pay for all other debts incurred. | Active |
Booze Tunnels Act | An Act to legalize the production and use of booze tunnels. | Active |
Intelligence Dampening Act | An Act to mandate funding towards building an intelligence dampening sphere that one can attach to Chris D. | Active |
Push Legion into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing the Duke of Rockford into the Pool | Repealed |
Push Demon Dog into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing the Marquess of Arcadia into the Pool | Repealed |
Chris D Nipples Act | An Act to mandate stick-on nipples for Chris D. | Active |
Dildos Act | An Act to mandate government funding for rocket powered dildos. | Active |
Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act | An Act to legalize adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. | Active |
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act | An Act to mandate drowning for Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. | Active |
Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. | Active |
Truffula Forest National Park Act | An Act to designate the Truffula Forest a national park. | Active |
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act | An Act to make touching asses illegal for the Duke of Rockford. | Active |
Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act | An Act to mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva and every other person under age of eighteen. | Active |
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act | An Act to provide for free adoption of llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles and to provide for free adoption of sloths for every citizens of Palmshire. | Active |
Andy Blowjob Act | An Act to require GC to give Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. | Active |
GC Sperm Act | An Act to require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly. | Active |
Viagra Act | An Act to require GC to be medicated on Viagra for the next 50 years. | Active |
Push Legion into Lake Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Lake. | Repealed |
Push Legion into Pond Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Pond. | Repealed |
Push Legion into River Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the River. | Repealed |
Push Legion into Swamp Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Swamp. | Repealed |
Representation of the People Act | An Act to provide for increase in number of elected representatives to two for boroughs of Ocean Beach and Dublin & Berwick. | Active |
Official Cat of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Nudge the official cat of Palmshire. | Active |
Annual Army Act | An Act to authorize existence of Palmshire Army for a year. | Active |
Award Jen the Most Helpful Mexican Act | An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the "The Most Helpful Mexican". | Active |
Official Mexican of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the official Mexican of Palmshire. | Active |
Parliament Act | An Act to mandate Parliamentary term to not exceed more than 3 month. | Active |
Marijuana Legalization Act | An Act to legalize marijuana in the Kingdom of Palmshire and its territories. | Active |
Official Lion of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Ally Youngblood the official Lion of Palmshire. | Active |
2012 5th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Sofa King Pronunciation Act | An Act to mandate pronunciation of "sofaking" as "so fucking" | Active |
Peerages Act | An Act to allow for peers to disclaim their peerages in order to sit on the House of Commons. | Active |
House of Lords Act | An Act to fix the number of seats in the House of Lords to twelve. This limit may not be changed except by an Act of Parliament. | Active |
Parliament Salary Act | An Act to fix the salary for Members and Lords of Parliament to amount of Twenty Five Thousand Dollar. | Active |
Ma Bitch Act | An Act to designate Legion the bitch of Jennifer de la Cueva. | Active |
Insurance Act | An Act to provide insurance at no cost for Lords and Members of Parliament as well for the general public. | Active |
2015 6th Parliament (5 Leg. 1)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Legalize Bot Rights Act | An Act to allow a minimum of one bot without taxes per citizen. | Active |
Local Police Act | An Act to establish voluntary police system with locally elected police for towns and larger regions | Active |
Ejection Act | An Act to grant Sir Edwin and whoever he shall authorize to have the power of ejection to enforce laws against serious offenses. | Active |
Encroachment Act | An Act prohibiting property encroachment. | Active |
Voluntary Housing System Act | An Act to permit people to request residential spaces with landlords in their buildings. | Active |
Right to AFK Anywhere Act | An Act to permit people to AFK anywhere, provided they do not do so to be disruptive to others. | Active |
Anti-Police-Laziness Act | An Act to prohibit Police officers from being idle on duty. | Active |
GSK Memorial Day Act | An Act to provide for a holiday in which every person eligible is entitled to a free inhaler and candy in memory of Marchioness of Dublin's bronchitis and use of the GSK inhaler. | Active |
Regency Act | An Act to amend previous Regency Act and to set out regulations governing the regency of Sarah de la Cueva should she become the monarch before age of eighteen. | Active |
Act of Settlement | An Act to amend Succession Act and to settle the line of succession to the Palmshire throne. | Active |
GC Act | An Act to require the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow be addressed as "His Poop-Poopy" anywhere in Palmshire territories. | Active |
Industrial Canal Emergency Clean-Up Act | An Act to mandate emergency clean-up for the Industrial Canal passing through the Downtown Blizzard's Industrial District. | Active |
Appropriations Act | An Act to appropriate the Supplies for the government operations granted during this Parliament. | Active |
Edwin 'Accident' Act | An Act to provide funds to have Sir Edwin ‘dealt’ with by Palmshire Intelligence Agency, with funds to be appropriated as much as needed from Sir Edwin’s wealth. | Active |
Parliament Acts Amendment | An Act to amend the 2012 Parliament Act to increase term of each parliament from 3 months to 6 months. | Active |
Age of Consent for Military Service Act Amendment | An Act to amend the Age of Consent for Military Act of 2010 to increase minimum age eligible for military service to 18 from eight minutes. | Active |
Anti-Drowning and Anti-Pushing into Pool Acts | An Act to repeal “Drown Legion in Beachfield Act” and all Acts entitled “Push ____ Into ____ Act” where first blank is name of a person and second blank is a type of body of water. | Active |
Anti-Spanking Act | An Act to prohibit the 1st Duke of Rockford from spanking anyone. | Active |
Palmshire Museum Act | An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to establish the Palmshire Museum. | Active |
Edwin Memorial Day Act | An Act to provide for a new holiday called Edwin Memorial Day to be created in memory of filthy rich man named Sir Edwin. | Active |
Twelve Years Old Act | An Act to declare Sarah de la Cueva to be legally twelve years old forever in Palmshire. | Active |
Local Police Act Amendment | An Act to amends the Local Police Act to stipulate that all police agencies, local and national, are subject to the oversight of the Home Secretary who shall have powers to enforce Anti-Police-Laziness Act. | Active |
Surnames Act | An Act to allow all Palmshire citizens to create an optional surname, or last name, so that Home Secretary can be in charge of registering people with surnames. | Active |
Family Register Act | An Act to make the family register / family tree in Palmshire the official responsibility of Home Secretary. | Active |
Downtown Blizzard Authority Act | An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to develop plans for creating the Downtown Blizzard Authority | Active |
Blizzardshire Parliamentary Constituency Act | An Act to give the said county constituency an additional parliamentary seat for the representation. Takes effect at next general election. | Active |
Mars Colony Government Act | An Act to provide for a government in Mars Colony | Active |
Transport Planning Act | An Act to create a five-member Transport Planning Board to be charged with responsibility of creating and developing plans for transportation systems between cities. | Active |
Sheriff Act | An Act to amend the Local Police Act to stipulate that locally elected chief police officer for towns and larger regions will be titled “Sheriff” and that they shall be elected for a term of 5 month. | Active |
Flag Act | An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to appoint a committee to accept submissions for the new flag of Palmshire. | Active |
Election Act | An Act to to formalize the requirements for general election. | Active |
Tourism Act | An Act to create the five-member Tourism Board to be appointed by the Sovereign on advice of the Home Secretary | Active |
Toilet Cleaning Service Act | An Act to require the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow to perform ‘toilet cleaning service’ with nothing but bare hands or toothbrush at request of any Palmshire homeowners. | Active |
See also
- List of Parliaments of Palmshire
- Palmshire House of Lords
- Palmshire House of Commons
- Parliament of Palmshire
- Government of Palmshire
- Kingdom of Palmshire
Sources
- March 2012 House of Lords voting result
- April 2012 House of Commons voting result
- April 2012 House of Lords voting results
- May 2012 House of Commons voting results
- May 2012 House of Lords voting results
- June 2012 House of Commons voting results
- June 2012 House of Lords voting results
- July 2012 House of Commons voting results
- July 2012 House of Lords voting results
- August 2012 House of Commons voting results
- August 2012 House of Lords voting results
- February 2015 Parliament voting results