List of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire, 2010–2019

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This is an incomplete list of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire for the years 2010–2019.

2010–2019

2010 1st Parliament (Pre-Monarchy)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Spank Alice Act An Act to mandate some sort of corporal punishment for Alice bot that was bothering the House of Lords at the moment Active
Spank shli Act An Act to mandate some kind of spanking for Princess shli. (Passed over objections of then-Prime Minister, the Duke of Rockford) Active
Princess maki Act An Act to create a peerage for maki as Duchess of Gaylord and to mandate addressing her as "Princess maki". (Passed despite the objections that the Parliament cannot bestow peerages on anyone) Active
Alice Banishment Act An Act to mandate banishment for Alice bot which has persisted in annoying the Lords outside the chambers. Active
Age of Consent for Military Act An Act for amending the age of consent for military enlistment in Palmshire Army from age of 18 to eight minutes. Repealed

2011 2nd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Cypress Hollow Public Works Act An Act to give retroactive approval to the public works projects commenced in City of Cypress Hollow, including lakes and sewer, from January to March in year of 2011. Active
Capital Act An Act to make City of Cypress Hollow the sole capital of Palmshire and to remove the co-capital status for City of Rockford. Repealed
House of Lords Act An Act to fix limit on number of seats in the House of Lords, regardless of how many peerages exists, to fourteen seats. Repealed
Cypress Hollow Police Act An Act to grant Cypress Hollow Police Department a formal charter and a special jurisdiction over the City of Cypress Hollow. Active
Tropicana Lake Offshore Drilling Act An Act to authorize offshore drilling in the Tropicana Lake region of City of Cypress Hollow. Active
Huntington City Public Works Act An Act to authorize public works for City of Huntington Active
Appropriations Act An Act to apply the Sum of Four billion five hundred million Dollars out of the Consolidated Fund to the Service of the Year Two thousand and eleven; and to appropriate the Supplies granted in this Session of Parliament Active
Push Nibbles into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Duchess of Rochester into Pool. Vetoed
Huntington City Strip Act An Act to authorize incentives for purpose of encouraging development within Huntington City Strip district. Active
House of Lords Amendment Act An Act for amending House of Lords Act to increase the number of seats permitted on House of Lords from fourteen to sixteen. Repealed
Succession Act An Act for amending line of succession to the throne for the Kingdom of Palmshire. Repealed
Nibbles Act An Act to make illegal calling Nibbles "Nipples" or "Nips" on pain of death penalty. Active
Waiter's English Act An Act to mandate teaching of English language to the Duke of Cypress Hollow's Waiter Bot. Active
Reform Act An Act to authorize the Sovereign of Palmshire and the Prime Minister to remove any members from Parliament who have been deemed inactive. Active
Treaty of Cypress Hollow An Act for ratifying the Treaty therein signed at the City of Cypress Hollow for the ending of the War of the Roses. Active
Regency Act An Act for regulating the Regency and to set out the procedure for establishing the Regency. Active
Attainder for Club Alpha Act An Act for attainder of Club Alpha including confiscation of the said person's property found within Palmshire territories and further punishment in case of the said person being captured. Active
Marriage Act An Act to restrict marriage to those of opposite sex within territories of Palmshire. Repealed
Starfleet Act An Act to authorize construction of specific number of spaceships under direction of the Surveyor of the Navy within oversight of the First Lord of the Admiralty and the Royal Navy Active
Militia Act Active
Licensing Act An Act to require license for trolling Active
Hug GC Act Active
Huggles Ban Act An Act to ban huggles (defined as anyone who goes to AWGate frequently) from Palmshire territories Active
Guillotine Re-Actment Act An Act to legalize use of guillotine for capital punishment in Palmshire Active
Legislation Act An Act to increase cap on maximum number of bills on Parliamentary agenda to fifteen Active
Holiday Act An Act to make every execution day a holiday in Palmshire Active
Graystripe Act An Act to mandate teaching of English to a tourist named graystripe Active
Calm Yo Teets Act Active
Attainder of Mandy Act An Act to mandate confiscation of all of said person's property within bounds of Palmshire and to also deprive the said person of right to stand as candidate for a parliamentary seat in House of Commons as well to forbid said person's appointment to any royal offices or peerage creation Active
Representation of the People Act An Act to add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin Active
Parliament Salary Act An Act to establish $100 pay raise for all members of the Parliament, in both Houses of Commons and Lords Repealed
Riley Act An Act to make [Riley] official cat of Palmshire Active

2011 3rd Parliament (1 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Appropriations Act Active
Parliament Act An Act to raise maximum cap on number of bills a member can submit to the agenda from current two to four. Repealed
Push GC into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing GC into the pool. Repealed
Parliament Salary Act An Act to amend the Parliament Salary Act to raise the current salary for the members of Parliament by amount of five-hundred Palmshire dollars Repealed
Socialized Weapons Act An Act to provide free rifles and free bullets for all Palmshire citizens. Active
General Look of Discontent Act / Control Act An Act to penalize anyone who uses the general look of discontent without government permission for the fine of 150 Palmshire Dollars Active
Push Katy into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing Katy aka Katylin into the pool. Repealed
GC Slavery Act An Act to mandate forced servitude for the Duke of Cypress Hollow with obligation to perform at request of any Palmshire citizens Active
Mandy Birthday Act An Act to mandate birthday greetings for Andy S every day he is encountered by a Palmshire citizen Active
AWTeen Debt Act An Act to mandate payment for outstanding debt of AWTeen by Andy S, with details to be determined by Chancellor of the Exchequer Repealed
Push Legion into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing of the Duke of Rockford into the swimming pool Repealed

2012 4th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
AWTeen Debt Act An Act to require CoLor and Lucky Sevens to pay for AWTeen debt besides Andy S and also to pay for all other debts incurred. Active
Booze Tunnels Act An Act to legalize the production and use of booze tunnels. Active
Intelligence Dampening Act An Act to mandate funding towards building an intelligence dampening sphere that one can attach to Chris D. Active
Push Legion into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Duke of Rockford into the Pool Repealed
Push Demon Dog into Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing the Marquess of Arcadia into the Pool Repealed
Chris D Nipples Act An Act to mandate stick-on nipples for Chris D. Active
Dildos Act An Act to mandate government funding for rocket powered dildos. Active
Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act An Act to legalize adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. Active
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act An Act to mandate drowning for Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. Active
Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act An Act to mandate pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. Repealed
Truffula Forest National Park Act An Act to designate the Truffula Forest a national park. Active
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act An Act to make touching asses illegal for the Duke of Rockford. Active
Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act An Act to mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva and every other person under age of eighteen. Repealed
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act An Act to provide for free adoption of llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles and to provide for free adoption of sloths for every citizens of Palmshire. Active
Andy Blowjob Act An Act to require GC to give Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. Active
GC Sperm Act An Act to require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly. Active
Viagra Act An Act to require GC to be medicated on Viagra for the next 50 years. Active
Push Legion into Lake Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Lake. Repealed
Push Legion into Pond Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Pond. Repealed
Push Legion into River Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the River. Repealed
Push Legion into Swamp Act An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Swamp. Repealed
Representation of the People Act An Act to provide for increase in number of elected representatives to two for boroughs of Ocean Beach and Dublin & Berwick. Active
Official Cat of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Nudge the official cat of Palmshire. Active
Annual Army Act An Act to authorize existence of Palmshire Army for a year. Active
Award Jen the Most Helpful Mexican Act An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the "The Most Helpful Mexican". Active
Official Mexican of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the official Mexican of Palmshire. Active
Parliament Act An Act to mandate Parliamentary term to not exceed more than 3 month. Repealed
Marijuana Legalization Act An Act to legalize marijuana in the Kingdom of Palmshire and its territories. Active
Official Lion of Palmshire Act An Act to designate Ally Youngblood the official Lion of Palmshire. Active

2012 5th Parliament (2 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Sofa King Pronunciation Act An Act to mandate pronunciation of "sofaking" as "so fucking" Active
Peerages Act An Act to allow for peers to disclaim their peerages in order to sit on the House of Commons. Active
House of Lords Act An Act to fix the number of seats in the House of Lords to twelve. This limit may not be changed except by an Act of Parliament. Active
Parliament Salary Act An Act to fix the salary for Members and Lords of Parliament to amount of Twenty Five Thousand Dollar. Active
Ma Bitch Act An Act to designate Legion the bitch of Jennifer de la Cueva. Active
Insurance Act An Act to provide insurance at no cost for Lords and Members of Parliament as well for the general public. Active

2015 6th Parliament (4 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Legalize Bot Rights Act An Act to allow a minimum of one bot without taxes per citizen. Active
Local Police Act An Act to establish voluntary police system with locally elected police for towns and larger regions Active
Ejection Act An Act to grant Sir Edwin and whoever he shall authorize to have the power of ejection to enforce laws against serious offenses. Active
Encroachment Act An Act prohibiting property encroachment. Active
Voluntary Housing System Act An Act to permit people to request residential spaces with landlords in their buildings. Active
Right to AFK Anywhere Act An Act to permit people to AFK anywhere, provided they do not do so to be disruptive to others. Active
Anti-Police-Laziness Act An Act to prohibit Police officers from being idle on duty. Active
GSK Memorial Day Act An Act to provide for a holiday in which every person eligible is entitled to a free inhaler and candy in memory of Marchioness of Dublin's bronchitis and use of the GSK inhaler. Active
Regency Act An Act to amend previous Regency Act and to set out regulations governing the regency of Sarah de la Cueva should she become the monarch before age of eighteen. Active
Act of Settlement An Act to amend Succession Act and to settle the line of succession to the Palmshire throne. Active
GC Act An Act to require the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow be addressed as "His Poop-Poopy" anywhere in Palmshire territories. Active
Industrial Canal Emergency Clean-Up Act An Act to mandate emergency clean-up for the Industrial Canal passing through the Downtown Blizzard's Industrial District. Active
Appropriations Act An Act to appropriate the Supplies for the government operations granted during this Parliament. Active
Edwin 'Accident' Act An Act to provide funds to have Sir Edwin ‘dealt’ with by Palmshire Intelligence Agency, with funds to be appropriated as much as needed from Sir Edwin’s wealth. Active
Parliament Acts Amendment An Act to amend the 2012 Parliament Act to increase term of each parliament from 3 months to 6 months and to amend 2011 Parliament Act to raise cap on number of bills a member or Lord of Parliament can submit to agenda from four to eight. Active
Military Service Act An Act to amend the Age of Consent for Military Act of 2010 to increase minimum age eligible for military service to 18 from eight minutes. Active
Anti-Drowning and Anti-Pushing into Pool Acts An Act to repeal “Drown Legion in Beachfield Act” and all Acts entitled “Push ____ Into ____ Act” where first blank is name of a person and second blank is a type of body of water. Active
Anti-Spanking Act An Act to prohibit the 1st Duke of Rockford from spanking anyone. Active
Palmshire Museum Act An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to establish the Palmshire Museum. Active
Edwin Memorial Day Act An Act to provide for a new holiday called Edwin Memorial Day to be created in memory of filthy rich man named Sir Edwin. Active
Twelve Years Old Act An Act to declare Sarah de la Cueva to be legally twelve years old forever in Palmshire. Active
Local Police Act Amendment An Act to amends the Local Police Act to stipulate that all police agencies, local and national, are subject to the oversight of the Home Secretary who shall have powers to enforce Anti-Police-Laziness Act. Active
Surnames Act An Act to allow all Palmshire citizens to create an optional surname, or last name, so that Home Secretary can be in charge of registering people with surnames. Active
Family Register Act An Act to make the family register / family tree in Palmshire the official responsibility of Home Secretary. Active
Downtown Blizzard Authority Act An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to develop plans for creating the Downtown Blizzard Authority Active
Blizzardshire Parliamentary Constituency Act An Act to give the said county constituency an additional parliamentary seat for the representation. Takes effect at next general election. Active
Mars Colony Government Act An Act to provide for a government in Mars Colony Active
Transport Planning Act An Act to create a five-member Transport Planning Board to be charged with responsibility of creating and developing plans for transportation systems between cities. Active
Sheriff Act An Act to amend the Local Police Act to stipulate that locally elected chief police officer for towns and larger regions will be titled “Sheriff” and that they shall be elected for a term of 5 month. Active
Flag Act An Act to direct the His Majesty’s Government to appoint a committee to accept submissions for the new flag of Palmshire. Active
Election Act An Act to to formalize the requirements for general election. Active
Tourism Act An Act to create the five-member Tourism Board to be appointed by the Sovereign on advice of the Home Secretary Active
Toilet Cleaning Service Act An Act to require the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow to perform ‘toilet cleaning service’ with nothing but bare hands or toothbrush at request of any Palmshire homeowners. Active

2015 7th Parliament (4 Leg. 1)

Short Title Long Title (Notes) Status
Appropriations Act An Act to appropriate the Supplies for the government operations granted during this Parliament and to repeal Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act of 2012. Active
Surveying and Mapping Act An Act to amend the Transport Act of 2015 to add to the responsibilities of the Transport Planning Board the mapping and surveying in the Blizzard world. Active
Downtown Blizzard Government Act An Act to provide that, until Downtown Blizzard Authority is granted a charter and becomes operational, the Parliament shall assume the direct control of the municipal affairs in Downtown Blizzard. Active
Street Lighting Act An Act to authorize the Privy Council to send out requests on Facebook group and other channels as deemed appropriate for a new street lighting model or a set of them for use in Blizzard world Active
Sheriff Duties Act An Act to add the certain responsibilities for the office of Sheriff. Active
Capital Act An Act to amend the 2011 Capital Act to stipulate that the city of New Cypress Hollow shall be the new capital of Palmshire. Active
Civil Service Act An Act to authorize the Secretaries of State to appoint civil servants to assist them in carrying out the responsibilities associated with their office/department. Active
Obscenity Act An Act to ban distribution, viewing, and production of pornography involving dogs or fishes and to force the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow to have his cock sucked by Donald Trump for these crimes. Active
Unlimited Mexican Food for Jen Act An Act to provide unlimited Mexican food for Jennifer de la Cueva, provided the said person is able to pay for it. Active
Government Healthcare Act An Act to provide that the government healthcare cover 75% of medical costs, instead of the current 1%, under certain restrictions provided in this Act. Active
Marriage Reform Act An Act to repeal Marriage Act of 2011 and make it legal for anyone to marry regardless of sex. Active
Alphie Act An Act to require every citizen of Blizzard to call Alphaworldian "Alphie". Active
Bestiality Illegalization Act An Act to declare viewing, creation, distribution and partaking in sexual relations with animals illegal. Active
Tourism Board Act An Act to amend the Tourism Act of 2015 to provide for meeting dates and to set out certain rules governing the Tourism Board. Active
Marriage License Act An Act to place the granting of marriage licenses within the jurisdiction of the Sheriff. Active
Flag Submissions Act An Act to amend Flag Act of 2015 to provide for flag submissions to be made directly to the Parliament. Active
Broadcasting Act An Act to establish the Palmshire Broadcasting Corporation. Active
Cocaine Act An Act to ban distribution, production, and use of cocaine and its derivatives within the Kingdom of Palmshire and its territories. Active
Army Training Act An Act to provide for the regiments in Palmshire Army to train at paintball arenas. Active
Electoral Register Act An Act to amend Sheriff Act of 2015 to add responsibility of maintaining electoral register listing eligible voters for the county of which the sheriff is elected for. Active
Sheriff's Deputies Act An Act to fix the authorized number of deputies for the Sheriff's offices. Active
Municipal Corporation Act An Act to provide for the Regulation of Municipal Corporations in the Kingdom of Palmshire Active
Ground Zero Park Administration Act An Act to transfer the administration of the Ground Zero Park to the Tourism Board. Active
New Cypress Hollow Administration Act An Act to place the City of New Cypress Hollow under the direct administration of the Crown during the duration of absence of the 1st Duke of Cypress Hollow. Active
Bill of Rights An Act Declaring the Rights and Liberties of the Subject. Active
Active Worlds Representation Act An Act to recreate the parliament constituency to represent territories of Palmshire in Active World. Active
Flood Control Act An Act to control flooding in chat. Active
Vandalism Control Act An Act to control vandalism. Active
Felony Act An Act to define an additional penalty for any felony that may be committed. Active
Contracting Act An Act to regulate the monetary aspect of contracting for services by His Majesty’s government departments and to authorize the same departments to make contracts. Active
Justice of the Peace Act An Act to create an office of Justice of the Peace to act as the judge who shall have authority to order a trial for any offenses below felony class. Active
Official Secrets Act An Act to protect Official Secrets. Active
Coronation Oath Act An Act to prescribe coronation oath for the Sovereign. Active

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