Captain's Logs by Samantha

List of Captain's logs by Samantha bot (created by Roy Curtis).

• Sat Dec 8 15:32:19 2012 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46330: we have arrived without incident at Blizzard to meet Ambassador Nibbles. My pants are really chafing.

• Sun Dec 9 19:41:02 2012 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46542: We are approching undernet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander eterna-forest.

• Mon Dec 10 18:22:23 2012 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46035: I've summoned the server administrators to discuss Commander Epsilion's theory that strawberry creams are a lifeform. Doctor Andy has attended reluctantly. My sonic shower is stuck playing snip! kyaaah splish

• Tue Mar 5 15:43:22 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46607: tissue and Roy Curtis have found the cause of the malfunctions have been plaguing the channel. My sonic shower is stuck playing "shake your nail"

• Fri Mar 8 02:40:15 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46440: after placing the modified clothes peg on the Romulan ship, we have returned to Blizzard. My sonic shower is stuck playing "Hurt"

• Fri Mar 8 02:43:38 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46052: after placing the modified car on the Romulan ship, we have returned to Blizzard. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander Roy Curtis.

• Sat May 4 14:47:12 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46206: temporary repairs to the uniserver have been completed. Our attention now turns to matters of a more festive nature. My sonic shower is stuck playing "God Save the Queen"

• Fri May 10 18:09:18 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46720: Blizzard is charting six IRC servers that make up undernet, an area being considered for colonisation. Still unable to explain lack of toilet facilities here.

• Sun May 19 07:00:14 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46656: kiranl and Edwin have found the cause of the malfunctions have been plaguing the channel. Meanwhile the replicators are only making decaff :-(

• Sun May 19 [07:02:06] 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46156: We are approching ircnet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander GC.