Statute Revision Act

Statute Revision Act is an Act of the Parliament of Palmshire, passed during reign of King Legion I, that repealed or amended various existing legislation.

Legislative History

The bill that became Statute Revision Act was originally drafted by the Duke of Rockford on 31 October 2016, with revisions being finalized months later on 21 December.

The bill was then introduced by the Duke of Rockford during the Parliament sitting on 6 January 2017 with a little or no debate. It was voted upon by the Parliament, unanimously passing it with five for and none against.

The bill was subsequently granted a Royal Assent by the King and became the law.

Text of the Act

Statute Revision Act

Long Title

An Act to provide for a Modernization of the Statutes and to clear any Obsolete Statutes.

An Act for further promoting the Revision of the Statute Law by repealing superfluous expressions of enactment, and Enactments which have ceased to be in force or have become unnecessary.

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Preamble

Be it enacted by the King's most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Lords and Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—

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Section 1 - Introduction

Background

(1) WHEREAS the Parliament has found that a numerous Acts of Parliament has become irrelevant, obsolete, or simply unenforceable under any circumstances. The Parliament, therefore, has decided to take effective measures to remedy these situations.

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Section 2 - Statutes to be Repealed

Repeals of Acts of Parliament

(1) The enactments described in the schedule I of this Act are hereby repealed, subject to the exceptions and qualifications, if any, in the schedule mentioned.

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Section 3 - Statutes to be Amended

Reform Act of 2011

(1) Reform Act 2011 shall be amended to provide that only a committee of peers elected among themselves may vote to remove a peer from the Parliament.

Palmshire Museum Act of 2011

(1) Palmshire Museum Act (2011) shall be amended to add the following provisions:

(a) Provisions contained in this Act shall be suspended indefinitely.

(b) The His Majesty’s Privy Council shall be authorized to revoke the suspension of these provisions if they feel it fit to proceed with this project, unless the Parliament shall pass a resolution against this decision, upon which the decision shall be immediately rendered null and void.

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Section 4 - Certain Acts to be Converted to Non-Binding Resolutions

General Provisions

(1) The enactments described in the schedule II of this Act are hereby reclassified as non-binding resolutions.

(2) An Act of Parliament reclassified as a non-binding resolution shall no longer have a force of law.

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Section 5 - General Provisions

Short Title

(1) This Act may be cited as Statute Revision Act, 2016.

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Schedule I

Acts of Parliament from Two Thousand Eleven (2011)

Short Title	Reason for Repeals (if any)
Cypress Hollow Police Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Tropicana Lake Offshore Drilling Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Huntington City Public Works Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Huntington City Strip Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Attainder for Club Alpha Act	Repeal of this attainder is recommended by the Crown
AWTeen Debt Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Starfleet Act	Obsolete
Huggles Ban Act	Obsolete; The definition no longer makes a sense.
Guillotine Re-Actment Act	Superfluous
Holiday Act	Superfluous
Representation of the People Act 2011	Obsolete; The parliamentary boroughs as created in this Act are in AWTeen
General Look of Discontent Act / Control Act	Superfluous

Acts of Parliament from Two Thousand Twelve (2012)

Short Title	Reason for Repeals (if any)
AWTeen Debt Act	Obsolete; AWTeen is no longer relevant.
Booze Tunnels Act	Superfluous; Unless there is an Act explicitly prohibiting or restricting the subject of this Act, no legalization is necessary.
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act	Obsolete; Beachfield no longer exists.
Truffula Forest National Park Act	Superfluous
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act	Superfluous
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act	Obsolete; Jen and Nibbles mentioned in the Act are no longer a resident of Virtual Paradise.
Andy Blowjob Act	Superfluous
GC Sperm Act	Superfluous
Viagra Act	Superfluous
Representation of the People Act 2012	Obsolete; The parliamentary boroughs as created in this Act are in Cryoverse, a uniserver that no longer exists.
House of Lords Act	Obsolete due to a very limited number of peers attending a parliamentary sitting at any time in the recent past.

Acts of Parliament from Two Thousand Fifteen (2015)

Short Title	Reason for Repeals (if any)
Flag Act	Obsolete, as the Kingdom of Palmshire now has an official flag
Street Lighting Act	Obsolete
Unlimited Mexican Food for Jen Act	Superfluous
Alphie Act	Obsolete, as Alphaworldian has come to accept the nickname.
Flag Submissions Act	Obsolete, as the Kingdom of Palmshire now has an official flag
New Cypress Hollow Administration Act	Obsolete
Active Worlds Representation Act	Obsolete; Active Worlds is no longer relevant.
Attainder for SirGreendown	Repeal of this attainder is recommended by the Crown
Hurry Up with Flag Act	Obsolete, as the Kingdom of Palmshire now has an official flag
Rig OMG! Awards Tomorrow Act	Obsolete

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Schedule II

Acts of Parliament, Year Two Thousand Ten (2010)

Short Title	Reason for Conversions (if any)
Spank Alice Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Spank Shli Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Princess Maki Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Alice Banishment Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law

Acts of Parliament, Year Two Thousand Eleven (2011)

Short Title	Reason for Conversions (if any)
Waiter’s English Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Graystripe Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
GC Slavery Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Mandy Birthday Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law

Acts of Parliament, Year Two Thousand Twelve (2010)

Short Title	Reason for Conversions (if any)
Intelligence Dampening Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Chris D Nipples Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Dildos Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Ma Bitch Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law

Acts of Parliament, Year Two Thousand Fifteen (2010)

Short Title	Reason for Conversions (if any)
GC Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Edwin 'Accident' Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Anti-Spanking Act	Highly unusual, not fit for a law
Merry Christmas Act	This is merely a statement where the Parliament wishes everyone Merry Christmas, meaning it does not legislates on anything. Change in its status is thus recommended.