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<p>+cat <a href="/Category:Humor" title="Category:Humor">Category: Humor</a></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 17:28, 11 September 2013</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l20">Line 20:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 20:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sun May 19 [07:02:06] 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46156: We are approching ircnet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander GC.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sun May 19 [07:02:06] 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46156: We are approching ircnet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander GC.</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Category: Humor]]</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Logs added</p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:44, 19 May 2013</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l16">Line 16:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 16:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Fri May 10 18:09:18 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46720: Blizzard is charting six IRC servers that make up undernet, an area being considered for colonisation. Still unable to explain lack of toilet facilities here.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Fri May 10 18:09:18 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46720: Blizzard is charting six IRC servers that make up undernet, an area being considered for colonisation. Still unable to explain lack of toilet facilities here.</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Sun May 19 07:00:14 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46656: kiranl and Edwin have found the cause of the malfunctions have been plaguing the channel. Meanwhile the replicators are only making decaff :-(</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Sun May 19 [07:02:06] 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46156: We are approching ircnet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander GC.</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 23:35, 10 May 2013</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l14">Line 14:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 14:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sat May 4 14:47:12 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46206: temporary repairs to the uniserver have been completed. Our attention now turns to matters of a more festive nature. My sonic shower is stuck playing &quot;God Save the Queen&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sat May 4 14:47:12 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46206: temporary repairs to the uniserver have been completed. Our attention now turns to matters of a more festive nature. My sonic shower is stuck playing &quot;God Save the Queen&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Fri May 10 18:09:18 2013 [Samantha]: Captain's log, Stardate 46720: Blizzard is charting six IRC servers that make up undernet, an area being considered for colonisation. Still unable to explain lack of toilet facilities here.</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

Legion https://wiki.virtualparadise.org/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Logs_by_Samantha&diff=2454&oldid=prev 2013-05-04T19:59:06Z

<p>missed the ending parenthesis</p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:59, 4 May 2013</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>List of Captain's logs by Samantha bot (created by [[User:Roy Curtis|Roy Curtis]].</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>List of Captain's logs by Samantha bot (created by [[User:Roy Curtis|Roy Curtis]]<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">)</ins>.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sat Dec 8 15:32:19 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46330: we have arrived without incident at Blizzard to meet Ambassador Nibbles. My pants are really chafing.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Sat Dec 8 15:32:19 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46330: we have arrived without incident at Blizzard to meet Ambassador Nibbles. My pants are really chafing.</div></td></tr> </table>

Legion https://wiki.virtualparadise.org/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Logs_by_Samantha&diff=2453&oldid=prev 2013-05-04T19:56:05Z

<p>Created page with &quot;List of Captain&#039;s logs by Samantha bot (created by <a href="/User:Roy_Curtis" title="User:Roy Curtis">Roy Curtis</a>. * Sat Dec 8 15:32:19 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46330: we have arrived withou...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>List of Captain&#039;s logs by Samantha bot (created by [[User:Roy Curtis|Roy Curtis]].<br /> <br /> * Sat Dec 8 15:32:19 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46330: we have arrived without incident at Blizzard to meet Ambassador Nibbles. My pants are really chafing.<br /> <br /> * Sun Dec 9 19:41:02 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46542: We are approching undernet, where many Bajorans have resettled. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander eterna-forest.<br /> <br /> * Mon Dec 10 18:22:23 2012 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46035: I&#039;ve summoned the server administrators to discuss Commander Epsilion&#039;s theory that strawberry creams are a lifeform. Doctor Andy has attended reluctantly. My sonic shower is stuck playing snip! kyaaah splish<br /> <br /> * Tue Mar 5 15:43:22 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46607: tissue and Roy Curtis have found the cause of the malfunctions have been plaguing the channel. My sonic shower is stuck playing &quot;shake your nail&quot;<br /> <br /> * Fri Mar 8 02:40:15 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46440: after placing the modified clothes peg on the Romulan ship, we have returned to Blizzard. My sonic shower is stuck playing &quot;Hurt&quot;<br /> <br /> * Fri Mar 8 02:43:38 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46052: after placing the modified car on the Romulan ship, we have returned to Blizzard. I have just been advised of a highly unusual project undertaken by Commander Roy Curtis.<br /> <br /> * Sat May 4 14:47:12 2013 [Samantha]: Captain&#039;s log, Stardate 46206: temporary repairs to the uniserver have been completed. Our attention now turns to matters of a more festive nature. My sonic shower is stuck playing &quot;God Save the Queen&quot;</div>

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