List of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire, 2010–2019
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This is an incomplete list of Acts of the Parliament of Palmshire for the years 2010–2019.
2010–2019
2012 1st Parliament (2 Leg.)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
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AWTeen Debt Act | An Act to require CoLor and Lucky Sevens to pay for AWTeen debt besides Andy S and also to pay for all other debts incurred. | Active |
Booze Tunnels Act | An Act to legalize the production and use of booze tunnels. | Active |
Intelligence Dampening Act | An Act to mandate funding towards building an intelligence dampening sphere that one can attach to Chris D. | Active |
Push Legion into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing the Lord Rockford into the Pool | Active |
Push Demon Dog into Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing the Lord Arcadia into the Pool | Active |
Chris D Nipples Act | An Act to mandate stick-on nipples for Chris D. | Active |
Dildos Act | An Act to mandate government funding for rocket powered dildos. | Active |
Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act | An Act to legalize adoption of llamas and sloths in Palmshire. | Active |
Drown Legion in Beachfield Act | An Act to mandate drowning for Legion in Beachfield Pool every time he comes to the said town. | Active |
Push Jennifer de la Cueva out of Pool Act | An Act to mandate pushing Jennifer de la Cueva out of the Pool. | Active |
Truffula Forest National Park Act | An Act to designate the Truffula Forest a national park. | Active |
Anti Touching Ass for Legion Act | An Act to make touching asses illegal for the Lord Rockford. | Active |
Free Unlimited Supply of Chocolate for Jen Act | An Act to mandate unlimited supply of chocolate to Jennifer de la Cueva and every other person under age of eighteen. | Active |
Amendment to Llamas and Sloths Adoption Act | An Act to provide for free adoption of llamas for Jennifer de la Cueva and Nibbles and for free adoption of sloths for every citizens of Palmshire. | Active |
Andy Blowjob Act | An Act to mandate GC giving Andy a blowjob every time he uttered Nibbles name. | Active |
GC Sperm Act | An Act to require GC to contribute his sperms to sperm bank monthly. | Active |
Viagra Act | An Act to require GC to be medicated on Viagra for the next 50 years. | Active |
Push Legion into Lake Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Lake. | Active |
Push Legion into Pond Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Pond. | Active |
Push Legion into River Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the River. | Active |
Push Legion into Swamp Act | An Act to mandate pushing Legion into the Swamp. | Active |
Representation of the People Act | An Act to provide for increase in number of elected representatives to two for boroughs of Ocean Beach and Dublin and Berwick. | Active |
Official Cat of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Nudge the official cat of Palmshire. | Active |
Annual Army Act | An Act to authorize existence of Palmshire Army for a year. | Active |
Award Jen the Most Helpful Mexican Act | An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the "The Most Helpful Mexican". | Active |
Official Mexican of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Jennifer de la Cueva the official Mexican of Palmshire. | Active |
Parliament Act | An Act to mandate Parliamentary term to not exceed more than 3 month. | Active |
Marijuana Legalization Act | An Act to legalize marijuana in the Kingdom of Palmshire and its territories. | Active |
Official Lion of Palmshire Act | An Act to designate Ally Youngblood the official Lion of Palmshire. | Active |
2012 2nd Parliament (2 Leg.)
Short Title | Long Title (Notes) | Status |
---|---|---|
Sofa King Pronunciation Act | An Act to mandate pronunciation of "sofaking" as "so fucking" | Active |
Peerages Act | An Act to allow for peers to disclaim their peerages in order to sit on the House of Commons. | Active |
House of Lords Act | An Act to fix the number of seats in the House of Lords to twelve. This limit may not be changed except by an Act of Parliament. | Active |
Parliament Salary Act | An Act to fix the salary of Members and Lords of Parliament to amount of Twenty Five Thousand Dollar. | Active |
Ma Bitch Act | An Act to designate Legion the bitch of Jennifer de la Cueva. | Active |
Insurance Act | An Act to provide insurance at no cost for Lords and Members of Parliament as well for the general public. | Active |
See also
- List of Parliaments of Palmshire
- Palmshire House of Lords
- Palmshire House of Commons
- Parliament of Palmshire
- Government of Palmshire
- Kingdom of Palmshire
Sources
- March 2012 House of Lords voting result
- April 2012 House of Commons voting result
- April 2012 House of Lords voting results
- May 2012 House of Commons voting results
- May 2012 House of Lords voting results
- June 2012 House of Commons voting results
- June 2012 House of Lords voting results
- July 2012 House of Commons voting results